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No. 30038
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Interview with Takagi-san!
Q: What is Takagi-san?
A: I am an immortal girl who sells my own meat to make a living! My body gets extremely abused everyday, like, I am carved up so much and thrown into a garbage bin; my breasts are used as barbecue lard; and I always get those cruel looks...But I want to smile and live on!
Q: Is it ok to have sex?
A: No, no. But if someone asks, I can't refuse......
Q: Do you always carry a knife?
A: I have to be ready to be eaten all the time, like Anpanman (Redbean Bread Man, reference to a cartoon). I will do my best!
Q: What do you taste like?
A: I think...somewhat close to pork. Ah, by the way, I am a vegetarian. Have to keep up the quality of my meat!
Q: Are you a monster?
A: That's rude! I am a domestic animal!
Q: And your age?
Takagi-san: Please eat me!
A bit of explanation of the kanji:
First * pronounces as kyoku: the phrase kyokudo means extremely.
Second * pronounces as ya: the phrase yasai means vegetable.
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